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officialunitedstates:

going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that

"I forgot what I sent you"

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

yxxz
russellmiller

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

eofelis
artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick

theblacklacedandy:

manda-monster:

arsenicinshell:

 myoppa-creation

things I want to wear

OOooohhh

arsenicinshell
gruntledandhinged
ourtimeorg

singing-hope:

wild-guy:

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Last of the Starmakers

This episode made me cry unmanly tears

wild-guy
zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

poyzn
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